The art of saying "How may I help you?"
with a smile when you actually mean,
"What the fuck are you doing here?!"
There are all sorts of people out there,
therefore there are also all sorts of
customers out there. I just got cheated
for my 10cents, no, my boss's 10 cents ytd.
The f*cking bitch, oh i mean, the nice young
lady insisted that she gave me $2.70 when
she actually only gave $2.60.
I was thinking, what the f*ck?! I tried arguing
with her, but you know the rule. Customer is
always right. Not to mention that it's just 10CENTS!
10 cents also wanna cheat. =.= Give it to her lahx!
There was this auntie so cuuuuttteee, came shouting~
"THIS ONE INSIDE GOT WAD ARHX?"
eRica "Inside got kaya one."
"ISIT? GOT KAYA I DONT DARE EAT!"
"THEN THIS ONE HOW MUCH?"
"NICE TO EAT NOTX? CAN I SEE?"
"NO WAN LA! LATER TOO SWEET, I EAT LE VOMMIT!"
In the end she just bought a bread.
But at least she bought something.